Personal Jokes!
Big Grin
house, We're going to write a Journal entry detailing the random weirdness of our personal jokes. WARNING: Do not attempt to understand any of the following.
and will not be held responsible for any physical damage that may be inflicted during the reading of this Journal Entry, such as brain implosion, ruptured speen, etc. Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times. and strongly suggest that you do not read on a full stomach.List of personal jokes:
*=Created last night, when we were high on 3 kilos (literally, we ate 3 kilos of boiled lollies) of sugar.
1. Wanker (accompanied by a very helpful hand motion).
2. Ant1 and Ant2, the evil basketballs. *
3. I now pronounce you bloody gentlemen. *
4. Two sets of parents. *
5. Echo
6. Doom song!
7. Dent in the wall
8. OMGAWD!!!
9. I am airoplane jelly! Airoplane jelly, that's me!
10. Fry a duck.
11. Wuffie!
12. KIITTTAAAY!!! *
13. Severus in the 70s. *
14. Severus with an electric blue mohawk. *
15. Tortise from "The Tortise and the Hare"'s amount of hair and smell. *
16. Eat your elbows.
17. The MSN fests.
18. *Cyberhugs*
19. What Amelia smells like: Unwanted rabbits, peaches, waffles, sausage and rodents.
20. "Well I smell worse than you!" (Comeback of the century, brought to you by Amelia)
21. SOUPIE!!! *
22. Msn did it!
23. Happy birth control!
24. TALAKAMAKAWAKAFAKA!
25. Iduno.
26. Mr. Twinkle II.
27. Aerosol can wolves/cheese/meals. *
28. Handflop!
29. We're just so SUNNY!!! *
30. Rotting cookie dough!
31. Loldemort...
32. EMO FROG!!! *
33. Clowns..... god that must be the stupidest
Yes, we have 33 personal jokes. And counting.
HAPPY DAYS!!!
Go visit
she's so cool and i love her so much!!!!!! 
Anyway that's about all!!!!!
plz do not ask about Loldemort you'll be scared for life!!!!
I'm serious!!!!!!!
and as
puts it 'Go eat a soup can'Thanks for looking
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.
And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up, but we had fun! "
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead.
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned.
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have
a circle of friends
--
~Raven~
"This world is made of LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!" - Vash, Trigun
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away
--
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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~*Elita*~
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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~*Elita*~
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Phantom
Spread dA love around!
Copy and paste this message as indicated hereunder.
RULES:
1- You can hug the same person who hugged you.
2- You must hug at least six (6) other people you know or are your friends.
3- Random hugs are perfectly okay so try to hug another six (6) random deviants.
4- Paste hugs on user pages. Hugging is a public show of affection.
5- Only one hug per person is allowed. Otherwise you have to start all over again.
6- Get started right away
--
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Avatar by ^Hanratty-Stock
~*Elita*~
I just realised that I wasn't watching u yet...I thought that if you were watchin me, that meant that I was watching u 2... Winge!!! LOL!!!
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~Raven~
"This world is made of LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!" - Vash, Trigun
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